Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes

things could be way worse if i was expected to swim upstream to the spawning ground.

dude.  it is seriously hard work swimming against the current like this.  do you guys really do this every year?  i mean sheesh, what’s so great up at the top of this river that makes this so important?

you guys aren’t very talkative are you?  i get it, you’re busy swimming.  swim, swim, swim.  whooo.  this sure is some workout we’re getting!

what the heck- is that a waterfall?  no way.  dudes you are not seriously expecting me to jump up out of the water and try and swim up a waterfall??  this is totally fucking dumb guys, honestly!  it’s a freaking waterfall.  water!  fall!  it goes down.  as in- the direction of gravity?  which is also (if you don’t mind me saying) the direction that we should be going.  as in- down.  not up!  i mean, come on people!  we’re fish, not freaking chickadees!

can’t we rethink all this here, people?  find a nice protected cove somewhere, do some mating, see the sights?  no impressions of scaly wet canaries necessary.  whaddya say guys, who’s with me?